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The finest of all Spiced Rum. It comes in half gallons for under $20. Plus its in a plastic bottle so you know its quality shit! Why spend more on the Captain when you can drink something way more trashy but tastes even better because its cheap! Hooray!
Johnny: "I always keep a spare half gallon of Barbarossa in my trunk for emergencies!"
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The reason why Germany lost he second world war.
Barbarossa was the name of the operation in 1941 where Germany attacked the soviet union. Their objective was to capture Moscow before winter which they failed at and froze to death... kinda
After operation barbarossa failed- Hitler in the bunker to his generals: "YOU NOOBZ!!!! YOU COULDN'T EVEN GET TO ZE CITI BEFORE DAS VINTER!!!"
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The term usually describing a female between the ages of 16-20 who has a thirst for cheap rum, but doesn't know when to stop drinking it. These females are usually spotted holding a half gallon of rum, and uncontrollably running around a fire, crashing thier car into trees, or stumbling into people and falling on thier asses. Commonly used in Columbia County, OR
"That barbarossa bitch just crashed her subaru."
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When your ex-husband and his tight-bodied bitch of a new girlfriend tie you down to a chair and force-feed you Totino's Pizza Rolls until you throw up.
Ever since the divorce, being given an Operation Barbarossa is the only thing that gets me off.
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An old German joke where you wanted to invade your Russian girlfriend's ass on a winter night but she manages to throw you out of the room
Johann had planned an operation Barbarossa with Alekandra, but felt emptiness the next morning.
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