Bardstown

Bardstown, KY is a place where all dreams go to die. There is nothing at all to do. At all. As an added benefit, to defray the boredom, some of the world's best bourbon is manufactured here.

Wanna hang out in Bardstown; by that I mean, want to get drunk tonight?

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Bardstown Shuffle

The Bardstown Shuffle is the act of receiving oral pleasure whilst enjoying your favorite video game and being fed pizza off the back by the lucky lady who has the honor of performing this illustrious act.

My girlfriend felt so bad for me since i broke my leg that she made it a point to stop by and honor me with the Bardstown Shuffle to cheer me up. Boy did it work!

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Bardstown Bukkake

When someone accidentally inhales bourbon and expels it in a vapor form through their nose and mouth.

I was so excited to try a new bourbon at my local Whiskey Bar, that I accidentally sprayed a Bardstown Bukkake on my friends.