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a verb, meaning the complete and utter destruction of any kind of joke, or the like.
This is a type of illness
The act Bartley-ing is when you take a joke by the back of the neck and drive its face into the concrete, also known as, killing a good joke, ruining a joke.
Persons with the disease have reported such symptoms as, loss of sleep, slipping grades, and loss of friends
Yesterday, Jimmy Bartleyed 3 jokes, which resulted in his shunning by his funny friends
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When things are going good and improving all round, then a comment is made that ‘jinxes’ the situation and things start rapidly deteriorating.
You just ‘Bartleyed’ it!
A level of status. Typically used in reference to being physically, mentally, performance-wise, or even theoretically incapable. All versions have to do with describing the level of being an idiot and fuck up.
1. Physical. (Ow! I just had a Bartley moment, I fucked up my thumb by smashing it with a hammer.)
2. Mentally. (That man is having a Bartley kind of day. He just keeps messing up the simplest of things and can’t get anything right.)
3. Performance-wise. (Hey do you see how slow that guy is working? I could work circles around him!)
oi mate, sort me some of that bartley! that shit is sweet!
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A man who has a very specific collection, but somehow has accumulated a better, more valuable random collection that does not match his aforementioned primary collection.
I hear that he collects Jason Kidd cards but he's somehow Adam Bartley(ed) a great Kobe Collection
Laura Bartley is the north East’s finest English teacher. Sometimes she can get boring when she waffles on about poems and wanks off socialism, she also fancy’s Adam Taylor.
“Jack what do you think off Laura Bartley”
“Top grafter”
The Coolest Person Out
Shes awesomely Awesome
Never Find Anyone Better
People Seem To Like Her Because Shes Polite And Rarely Late
Laura Bartley Coversation Nathan:Hey Man,Do You Know Who The Coolest Person Out Is
Jake:Yeah Man,Duh Obviously Its Laura Bartley,Have You Met Her?
Nathan:No,But I Heard She Likes Buttertarts
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