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A place of which used to be highly cultured, perpendicular to the largest village in england, and of high standards. Since then is has fallen dramatically. However, apart from the chavs that consume Barwells footsteps on the High Street, there are some very nice people to meet there. Wouldn't go there for a holiday though.
James Strain: Lets go up top town for a fag
James mum: Be carefull, honey!
James: Yo I own Barwell innit
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More highly cultured people of Barwell: Fuckin chav .. our plan to kill him will be carried out one day..
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Having sex with someone while still wearing a t-shirt.
I was so drunk last night I barwelled her, wont be wearing that shirt again.
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To do a Barwell is to do a stupid thing
If you were to walk into a lamp-post, you would be doing a Barwell
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Rugby fan boy who loves grabbing other men and hides the fact that he is homosexual through playing rugby where he lives out his fantasies of touching and wrestling with hunky men. Plays karate and the viola (the gay violin) on the side. He is very insecure about himself and feels better once he boasts about his boring life. He loves to talk about how built and tall he is when in reality he is a skinny guy of average height and hates how low the bus ceilings are as it “hurts his head”. Lives in a valley where everyone shops at Waitrose and is yet to lose his virginity.
Man: constantly talks about himself Girl: yep he’s defo a matthew barwell
chloe barbell is a meme and a half always funny and has a fiery side and nerdy but in the cool way she is a total freak in a good way and you DONT want to cross her love animals but hates most human interaction!
Any:She’s insane
Alisha: no she’s a chloe barwell