Sausage bastard

A sex pest who rubs up a little too closely for his own sexual gratification, often when hugging female friends.

Often, sausage bastards find themselves quite lonely because of their tendencies.

Nigel hasn't got many close friends. He's made a name for himself with his sausage bastardry.

Bastard sausage

A term to describe someone who has been very stupid, or idiotic at something but you aren't mad at them. You just want to call them out for the mistake that they made and how much of an idiot they are

Oh my god, how could you of done this. You are such a bastard sausage