Beagled

To be banned from an online forum for no other reason than breaking all the rules

My name's Beagle
I'm the man
You've been banned
For too much SPAM..

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Beagled

To be very slow and lethargic

I'm totally beagled

Beagled

Verb
The act of having your anus licked by a beagle during coitus.

Example: "Last night I got beagled when having sex with the missus!"

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Beagled

One of the few known cures for Llama syndrome

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Beagled

One of the only known cures for Llama Syndrome

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Beagle

A mans best friend, best rabbit hunter, and biggest mouth on the planet. Best dog!

That beagle there ain’t nothing but a jump dog; couldn’t move a track to save his life.

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beagle

A miniature Foxhound, solid and big for his inches, with the wear-and-tear look of the hound that can last in the chase and follow his quarry to the death.
Usually stand no more than fifteen inches to the shoulder.

OR

A talisman of British ineptness at space exploration... currently a probe lying in zillions of pieces on the surface of Mars.

"Look at that valiant Beagle ripping that helpless fox to shreds"

"We are currently unable to contact the Beagle 2 probe, but this does not, I repeat NOT mean we have failed"

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