Beaked Up

to have snorted cocaine

dont go near him, he's all beaked up

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Beaked up wank

How masterbation was always intended to be. Whilst under the influence of cocaine (beaked up), the urge to jizz is often as strong as the craving for the next line. Beaked up wanks can often be prolonged (on rare occasions, even futile), but often result in an ungodly amount of jizz and feeling of general well-being.

How was your night laddie?

Oh it was great mate. I had a lovely beaked up wank and the wife was fast asleep

turns it's beak up at

when a bird doesn't want to eat something, it turns it's beak up at that food.

There is a big cat dead body, but the eagle turns it's beak up at it.