Beanified

To turn something into a bean.

Human: I unbeanify this.
Bean Lord: You cannot unbeanify what the bean has already beanified.

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Beanified

the act if becoming more and more Mexican every generation.

Stages if being beanified:

1st stage: Rolled down converse
2nd stage: High socks
3rd stage: Low dickies shorts
4th stage: Cholo shirt
5th stage: Tattoo of Saint Mary shooting a gun

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beanify

A Mexican waiter spills a mixed bean salad on your lap.

To beanify - to be a Mexican waiter and spill a mixed bean salad on another's lap.

Beanified - When a Mexican waiter has spilled a mixed bean salad on your lap
"yo ass just got beanified dude!"

beanified

totally laid back - similar to cool beans

i'm feeling beanified

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beanified

Having recently stuffed a suppository into one's bunghole.

Yeah? Well I beanified your mom last night.

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