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A slang term used to define an act of sexual self-gratification.
To masturbate (male).
Similar to the following:
* wank
* jerk off
* pull the pud
* bash the bishop
* choke the chicken
* milk the cow
* spank the monkey
My mother told me if I beat the dog one more time she's going to cut it off.
My girlfriend caught me beating the dog and decided to join in.
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a person or dog that is scared of everything and frequently gets beat up and bossed around
"that kid is such a beat-around dog"
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To masturbate a dog while saying "red rocket"
Sharon: Stanley, what the hell are you doing?!
Stan: I'm beating off the dog. Red rocket, red rocket. (the other adults turn away or show shocked looks)
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April 13th is national beat your dog day, this is a day where you beat your dog to near death.
Grab that wiener dog by its back legs and find a tree, it's national beat your dog day.
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who can't read music. To be held to a standard you know nothing about or is impossible to meet, and to be constantly punished for not meeting that standard. A form of spouse abuse. The abuser uses Mr or Ms Wonderful as their standard, and average isn't good enough. A sign that a marriage is terminal.
I'm being beat like a dog who can't read music, and I don't know how much more I can take.
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Beat up BIG DOG day is a national holiday celebrated in many countries on July 20th where you beat up BIG DOG.
Oh boy, look at the calendar! It's Beat up BIG DOG day! Prepare your hammers!