Beavenite

Beavenite is a compound that can exist as a gas, solid or liquid. It is secreted by the female of most species and has a psychoactive effect on males of the species. Males when exposed to Beavenite can have any or all of the following side effects/symptoms: flurg neck, wood, really poor judgement, lying, acute 'splaining to do, excessive hygiene, kids, hyperTinder, persistent self gratification, narcolabido and remorse.

I have no idea what happened last night. I'm at the club, she walks by, a fog of beavanite hits me and I wake up at her place.

I can't go to spring break next week, my doctor said I am allergic to beavenite.