Bedsores

The only sex injury my ex wife has ever endured.

Martha was a real dead fish. Bedsores were the only sex injury shes ever known of.

bedsores

Disgusting sores you get mostly on your back and legs from sitting in bed too much.

I totally spent all weekend in bed watching Netflix. I'm developing some awesome looking bedsores on my lower back.

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Bedsore

Lazy.Lazy-ass.God-for nuthin'.A male or female that spends most of their day in the bed(sleepin')while your ass is off off workin'.

"Girl, I feel for you...that bedsore needs to get his ass up and get a J.O.B."

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