Beef Torpedo

A beef torpedo is what one uses to sink her battleship. It is a commonly used implement in the popular "hide the salami" game. Generally hampered by its slow rate of fire.

Ahoy, bo'sun, I smell fish! Ahead of us, it's the gigantic bearded clam! Fire the beef torpedo!

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Corned Beef Torpedo

A term coined in 1975 for a slang term for the male penis.

Stacey: "Oh my gosh, did you see the size of Dave's Corned Beef Torpedo?"
Cindy: "I did! I wouldn't mind taking that in me one day!"