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The act of using a black marker to draw a japs eye on the top of a bald mans scalp so that from an aerial view the subjects head has the appearance of a massive bellend.
This is put to best use when the baldy in question has suffered sun burn or has high blood pressure. This gives the act of bellheading a far greater authenticity as the added pink colour further resembles a big shiny bellend.
It is best to bellhead somebody when they are asleep or highly drunk as this can, in some circumstances, provoke aggression as few people like to think that their head resembles a massive shiny bellend.
Fancy going bellheading today Brad?
I know the perfect individual for a good bellheading.
I just bellheaded that drunk chody little dwarf.
I woke up to discover I'd been bellheaded in the night.
A) A phone company employee that typically believes in networks based on circuit switching as opposed to packet switching.
B) A derrogatory term that refers to telephone company shills or employees that defend the Bell system or the telephone companies from any and all criticism, regardless of validity and even, in some cases, when those companies do wrong.
Bogey780 is such a bellhead. Whenever it comes down to a discussion regarding telecom issues, it sounds like he's reading a telecom talking points memo.
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The tip of one's penis.
Someone who acts like a penis.
Dude stop being such a fucking bellhead.
Why don't ya rub ma bellhead, bitch!
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When the colour of someones hair is the colour of a bellend.
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a homosexual who has a squire boy hair cut. basically, it looks like a bell.
Holy shit! bellhead just puffed that peter.
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When the colour of someones hair is the colour of a bellend.
Oliver Turnell used to be a bellhead
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someone who is absurdly stupid, delusional or uneducated. someone like this gives people around them headaches - quite literally, as the sheer level of stupidity they emit is beyond human comprehension, therefore give nearby humans (who are listening for some reason) a headache.
- "Did you know that they never actually proved how 2+2 is 4? So maybe it actually IS 5?"
- Oh my days, for the love of god! Stop yapping you absolute bellhead!
- "...What? That's not a word."
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- "Remember that guy from college? The stupid one?"
- Yeah, he was a total bellhead. Didn't know shit.
- "Right."
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