Bells are Ringing

A musical about a switchboard operator in NYC who falls in love with a struggling playwright. Back then they had switchboard operators because they hadn't invented the answering machine yet.

"Hey, let's go see our school's production of 'Bells are Ringing'!"

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give the bells a ring

It is a saying for when someone is masturbating they "give the bells a ring". Becuase "bells" mean your balls and "ring" means pulling on your balls.

last night i decided to "give the bells a ring" man i got covered in shit.

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The bells are ringing in the church

Basically, it's your balls going around your upper thighs

Bill: Dude the bells are ringing in the church!

Bob: Oh, shit!

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Bell Ringing

Holding and wanting to take a shit so bad to a point were its crowning.

Two guys hiking in the woods. Guy 1 with a haste.

Guy 1: I got a bell ringing.

Guy 2: Lucky you brought some toilet paper.

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As The Bell Rings

the worst show on the planet. No original ideas, overused stereotypes like that "cute boy", and a very overused laugh track. Avoid it like the plague.

Girl: let's watch "As the Bell Rings".
Boy: I would feed myself to the sharks that watch that evil show. Disney has gone too far.

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As The Bell Rings

The best show on Disney Channel. Good now, but it was at its best when Demi Lovato was the lead girl. The only thing that is not great is that the episodes are only 5 minutes long.

It is also actually FUNNY, unlike JONAS, which is just stoopid.

Oh, and not a Jonas Brother is in sight during the entire show, only Tony Oller and Demi Lovato, teenagers who can actually sing.

"Did you see the last episode of JONAS last night?! Oh my god, I hate Chelsea Staub, she's taking my man!!!!"

"Heck no I didn't watch that stupid show. I only watched what came on after it."

"What kind of crap are you talking about?"

"As The Bell Rings, you stupid idiotic fangirl."

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bell ringing

pretty much just rythming slang for minging

did you c that guy? he was bell ringing

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