Bendtnertainment

An exhilarating enjoyment derived from witnessing a master-class in footballing prowess by Niklas Bendtner. Said spectacle typically involves the scoring of hat-tricks in the Champion's League knock-out stages or otherwise missing a hatful chances that one suspect's their senile, semi-incontinent nan could put away blindfolded.

Ash: ''Mate did you see Nikki B's hat-trick midweek?''

Dru: ''Yeah, he took his chances a sight better than at the weekend I thought''

Ash: ''Granted, but what better Bendtnertainment can you think of in two separate matches..?''

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