Bergstrom

Bergstroms are Swedish men who are natural born leaders, wooers of wonderful women, and the most talented hockey players on any given team. A Bergstrom embodies the very core of masculinity. Women instantly fall for the nearest Bergstrom to them. A Bergstrom will always have a spectacular taste for fine wines and good scotch. Never lost for words, any Bergstrom can entertain any sized crowd through song, story, or dance. Italian women are especially attracted to the Bergstrom, for they work very well together. Bergstroms should be approached at all times and are always willing to make new friends.

Who is that incredibly attractive man entertaining everyone around him?

That is a Bergstrom.

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Bergstrom Lunch

To dine with one or more friends at lunch and consume multiple bottles of the very finest, most expensive wines. Most commonly used in and around Oregon's Willamette Valley.

Chris: "Hi Suzie, good to see you. Have you seen Tom? He and I were supposed to meet to discuss the new label design 2 hours ago and I haven't heard from him."

Suzie: "I just saw him at the bistro with his harvest crew having a Bergstrom Lunch. You might want to reschedule that meeting for tomorrow."

Chris: "Oh that crazy Tom!"

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Evan Bergstrom

The man who repeatedly attempts to engage in a relationship with Cassidy who "goes to another school."

Person 1: Did you hear Evan got a girlfriend
Person 2: I don't know, he's a real Evan Bergstrom, it's probably fake

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