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When the male partner sticks his finger in the females ass and swirls it around!!
so there i was doing her from behind and i gave her the bernardi!
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/bə nɑ di/
Noun (plural):
The visible marks on an undergarment caused by a shart (singular: bernardi)
Synonym: skid marks
NB: while skid marks may be attributed to poor wiping, bernardi are distinct as the results of a shart.
"Of all the bernardi, the South Australian Senator's bernardus was the biggest and foulest"
*Prrrrrrppp* "Ewwww, I wonder if that shart left a single bernardus or a Jackson Pollock-esque canvas of bernardi?"
Much like ex Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi’s Bunga Bunga parties, a Bernardi party is a gathering of a sexual nature, in this instance involving copulation between humans and another species of mammal. A Bernardi Party is named after Australian Senator, Cory Bernardi, who announced recently that same sex marriage is a gateway to bestiality.
Frank: Hey Dezza, what’s happening Saturday night? Any ladies coming around?
Darren: Na mate, thinking of having a Bernardi Party down at York Peninsular.
Frank: Ooh you are a sick fuck Dez. I’m in.
Nick Bernardi is the most caring and kind person on the planet he loves everyone and everything, he will always have respect for girls and is very good in bed for all the girls out their go for Nick Bernardi
Nick Bernardi is very good in bed
Matt Bernardi is someone with an absolutely massive cock. He is a full sender and watches Steve will do it. He doesn’t give a fuck about his grades and likes smoking weed and eating pizza. He also likes Football and Gronk.
“I heard that kid Matt Bernardi has a hugeeee peen. He’s definitely going D1.”
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Bernadiing is the phenomenon of catostrophising progressive issues so that discussion always leads to taboo sexual topics involving farm animals.
An Australian term that was coined in honour of conservative senator Cory Bernardi.
You must stop Bernardiing for the sake of your pet dog!