berniebitcoin

Noun - fictional

BernieBitCoin is a vaporous currency backed by Krapchat. It's what you're possibly left with after buying into the $15 an hour working minimum wage movement that some folks think is designed to make cat food the national dish of the American Middle Class.

"Daddy, I'm hungry, what's for dinner?"
"Go ask your other Daddy. I'm the mama Daddy. We have a half a can of cat food. You want something else, cough up some BernieBitCoin or get a job."