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"hey, show me your bernise, i'll show you mine!"
"nah, she's not feeling well after last night.."
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bernise is obese, she originally comes from whales. and when i say whales, i dont mean the country i mean the animal. she looks like a pear and when u poke her belly she will pop like a balloon. denises are not very fun to look at. she uses steroids and eats beaver food. As u kno, this listing is under transportation, cuz when she steps on the scale it says "please step out of the car"
The bernise in the movie Dodgeball
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Telling a bitch to stop riding your quarter horse after it hurts.
While Roman was letting his daughter ride his quarter horse it started hurting so he said Don't get saucey with me bernise
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