1. A douchebag that pretends he matters
2. Turdsack
3. Fucking useless
4. Lowest of the low
BertDoesMenards is a fucktard.
1. Complete Turd sack or Sack of Turds
2. Phony who misspells words such as: fourm, addressment, etc.
3. Home Depot or Lowe’s Spy
4. Sex Offender
5. Ball Fondler
Wow!… what an idiot…… he less useful than a BertDoesMenards….