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Beto O'Rourke

Texas congressman with a Kennedy & Obama-esque charisma who barely lost the senate seat to Lyin' Ted Cruz and will wipe the floors with Dump if he decides to run for POTUS in 2020.

Beto O'Rourke is the future and will leave Donald Trump in tears when he comes to terms with his inevitable defeat.

by Soul_Driver January 8, 2019

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Beto O'Rourke

The hottest politician since John F. Kennedy... this guy can get it. He ran for the Texas Senate seat against Ted Cruz and even though he lost, he won the hearts of millions of thirsty Texans and millennial voters. He loves Whataburger, skateboards like a champ, and casually says "fuck" on live television. He used to be in a punk rock band named Foss, which is cool as hell. He's trying to bridge the divide between the Republicans and Democrats, and a lot of Americans want him to run for President in 2020.

Texan 1: I'm not going to vote in the midterm election. I just don't have an opinion.
Texan 2: What?? At least vote for Beto O'Rourke. His band's album, "El Paso Pussycats", is awesome.

by benshapiroisgod November 12, 2018

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