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better off

without some1 or something, you or your life will be better

It is usually better off alone.
Everyone would be better off without coke.

by Bai LI September 3, 2007

177πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž


better off dead

-phrase.
1. Ususally implying that someone is a useless piece of crap.
2. Situation where there is no upside, therefore the only way out is to commit suicide and/or, be killed.
3. Suggests pain will not yield, and only escape is death.

1. Sera: Ryan is so inept and a waste of skin.
Tish: Yeah, he'd be better off dead.

2. Elisabeth is going to be trapped at the psycho ward, and she's sane. She feels like she'd be better off dead.

by Elisara January 28, 2008

80πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


better off bacon

Used to imply that someone's life is so inconsequential, that they would be worth more to the world if their flesh was cured and smoked into delicious people-bacon.

Man 1: While you were gone, that hot girl from the bar called to see if you wanted to go out on friday. I told her you'd have to check with your parole officer.
Man 2: Dude, you'd be better off bacon.

by themilkmantrink August 9, 2011


Better off alone

To be better off alone and not need no one

Him: why don’t you got a girl

Me: I’m better off alone

by Unosmiguel October 8, 2019

21πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Better Off Flat

Reference to a female slut that truly has no redeeming qualities other than when she's fat on her back getting smashed.

Hey braaaah are you dating the new cashier?
Are you kidding me? That chick is Better Off Flat. I'm just smashin' it brooohhhh!

by Eaton Holgoode October 29, 2015


Better off alone

An absolute banger of a song by Alice Deejay

Yeah mate when I was in the club last night they played Better Off Alone and I thought it was the 90s again

by The Rutmeister April 29, 2022