Betteridge

Male sexual magnet from the south west.

that Betty is soooo lush ...

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betteridge

When a jester-like fool mixes up words and phrases whilst under pressure and instead forms new words or phrases.

Somone doing so is said to: 'have a betteridge'

or to be 'having a betteridge'

e.g. Richard is having having a right betteridge

microwave becomes wicrowave
hulk hogan becomes holk hugan

dead dog becomes hahaha

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Betteridge's Law

A parodic scientific law stating that any headline ending in a question mark can safely be answered with "no." Extremely useful in this age of clickbait.

Clickbait: "Did this man cure cancer by spreading dog shit on his face?? The answer will amaze you!!"

Smart guy: "No. If it was true then it wouldn't need the question mark."

Clickbait: "But don't people enjoy suspenseful headlines?? The answer is astounding!!"

Smart guy: "Betteridge's Law." (Keeps scrolling.)

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