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Bevets (backward form of Steve B.) is the user name of a member of Fark.com. He is most well know for his involvment in religious flamewars on Fark, where he gives irrational arguments to defend Christianity. He is so popular that other Fark users have created photoshopped images (including one in the style of a magic card) that say "summon bevets" and are posted at the beginning of a religious flamewar to entice bevets to join in.
Bevets is a religious fundamentalist who tries to defend the Bible.
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Bevets is a sweet little boy who loves jesus and the bible. He was born a little odd on account of my having sat on a bag of mothballs when I was pregnant, but he's a darling little scooch anyway, and he just loves posting on that internet. We've had to buy him a bunch of computers because he can't control his drooling problem so well, but it's worth it so that he has an opportunity to play with his internet friends. Sometimes he gets so mad at them! It's adorable! In order to help him argue about jesus, we had cousin Steve (Steve knows lots about computers) write up something called a "Pearl Scripp" that makes it so that any button Bevets hits with those fat little fingers automatically posts a new bible quote or a pointed excerpt from one of those evil evolutionary biologists. He sure does love it, and when he shouted "THANKS UNKA STEVE" it was about the cutest thing ever. I'm so glad he has the internet to play with, because god knows the neighbors were getting tired of him raping those chickens.
Bevets honey, please stop raping those chickens!
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To attempt to argue by spouting inane, indefensible opinions, backed by quotations that are either presented out of context, or have no real bearing on the argument at hand. For origins, see bevets.
"I don't know what annoyed me more, his quote jizzing, or the general degree to which he was bevetting."
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Derived from a particularly zealous user on fark.com. In general use can be used to refer to most general fanatics and fanboys.
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drinking many many beverages (Booze r Beer r both) among friends while chillin, eventually spilling into a drunken state.
Bro 1 to Bro 2: Yo grab some gin.
Bro 1 to Bro 3: Yo grab some womens
Bro 1 to all: We'all gonna bevetate tonight
drinking many many beverages (Booze r Beer r both) among friends while chillin, eventually spilling into a drunken state
Bro1 to Bro2: Whatz up with you man?
Bro2 to Bro1: I'm bevetating...and your not, so best start sluggin some brews...that is if you're man enough.
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As any discussion thread involving science grows longer, the probability of a religious flamewar approaches 1. See "Godwin's Law" in which a similar principle involves political threads ending with somebody invoking Hitler or the Nazi party.
From the website Fark.com, in which a user named Bevets was a common contributor on the side of religion in religious threads, or in science threads in which religion was invoked.
"Say what you will about the probability of quantum mechanics being unprovable, but you don't see atheists picketing in front of Bible manufacturing facilities because they don't agree with what's in that book."
"You just invoked Bevets' Law"
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