Bezotch

You are an amazon prime subscriber and get your groceries and everything else you need under the sun from amazon. Thus, you are Jeff Bezos’ bitch.

Timbuktu has a growing Bezotch population.

Dude, my groceries just got delivered! I’m such a Bezotch.

I can’t even leave the house for toilet paper. Amazon just delivered it....I’m such a bezotch.