Bifti

1) A man without troubles, yet troubled by the exact same thing which temporarily eliminates his troubles in the first place. A man about town, but one which is being chased for socially unacceptable behaviour. A man with small ideas but massive potential. A man with a vision, such a vision which will be smashed come morning or soberness.

2)Someone whose Drank to much

"Look out, Bifti's coming!"
"I wouldnt do that unless I was Bifti"
"You've got us into another fine mess Bifti"
"Just this once Bifti"

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Bifty

Alternative term for spliff, along with joint and doobie.

Weed rolled in a king skin or single skin, can be coupled with tobacco.

Dude, Im so high, want another Bifty??

Thats some amazing Bifty.

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bifties

Plural for Spliff, Joint, Doobie or Reefer. (Not used for blunt). Singular Bifty or Biftie (not really used singularly).

Spark up those bifties.
I need some bifties tonight.

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Bifty

When you do it with your mom

Dude, that bifty last night was insane.

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Ifty Bifty

A shifty sort of fellow - the type who hangs around building sites trying to sell you stuff by saying things like 'Would you like a lawnmower for £5? It's a bit shit yeah, but it's alright.'

'That fellow over there trying to sell you that lawnmower is a right old ifty bifty.'

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Bifty

A person attempting to give off the air of a member of the upper classes, when it's known by all in the vicinity that you are in fact just the same as your fellow man.

Jamie, why are you wearing a wax jacket and carrying a shotgun, we're at a football match. You fucking bifty.

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