Big Boy Brown

A macho janitor from the depths of RHMS that will not hesitate to make you "clean them tables, big boy" as he says. Big Boy Brown is an absolute unit of a human being, some claim that he can feel the vibrations in the air from 5 miles away when liquid is spilled on a lunch table, making him one of the most dangerous humans alive. If Big Boy Brown isn't a chad, I don't know who is.

"Man, yesterday Big Boy Brown made me clean seven tables."