Big Burgers Big Boiled Bond

Big Burgers Big Boiled Bond means literally fuck all. Use it in response to an awkward silence, a queef or to your nan!

Came about when me n my best mate were high watching Kitchen Nightmares, "Deluded Chef BOILS a Burger!" and I smashed the phrase "Big Bond themes" from Peep Show with "boiled burgers" and out came Big Burgers Big Boiled Bond.

Nikieta: *Queefs*
Me: Big Burgers Big Boiled Bond..

My nan: Hello!

Me: Big Burgers Big Boiled Bond!

Group of people: *silence*
Me: Big Burgers Big Boiled Bond.