To roll a double shotgun roach for a joint. A roach which has got four mini roaches inside it. As rolled by big dave.
1: That's a fat joint, what is it?
2: It's a big dave
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The bloke from the pot noodle advert
Want some pot noodle big dave?
30๐ 17๐
any particular person that can get things done, through either legal or illegal means.
Boy: "awww man, that mp3 player costs a bomb"
other boy "ma mate big dave can get u that cheap as chips"
26๐ 18๐
When ones trousers have been pulled to their ankles and had the gurth of an oak tree pummeling the persons backside because of economic and financial decisions.
Lee:Oi this bottle cost me ยฃ3.50!
Andy: That's a big Dave if ever i saw one.
Chris: A royal raping at it's best.
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A big blue cartoon mammoth that is related to the archaeology class of HRSFC 2003-2005
"look its big dave!"
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The Big Dave is when an individual goes missing for a long period of time as they are just sitting in their room wanking the balls of themselves. The Big Dave is not complete until the individuals balls are completely empty and the walls of their room are covered in Jizz.
The Big dave is when someone lik Ted wont be in class for the next few days as he is having a Big Dave