Billi Bros

Billi Bros are the collection of billionaire bros who, by sole virtue of their wealth, hold outsized direct or shadow control over the Trump 2.0 Administration. Elon Musk, who is younger, smarter, and far richer than Trump, is the most prominent of the Billi Bros as of the end of 2024, but Elon is just one of thirteen billionaire bros picked to set policy for the second MAGA coming.

MAGA voter: “Bee HO, Hillary, and Brandon’s commie agenda has destroyed America. It’s gotten so bad that I can’t even afford my own pot to piss in. Thank God Trump is back! He will fix everything.”

Kamala voter: “Totally, Dude. With all those Billi Bros in charge, you’ll soon have enough coin to buy your own pot to piss in!”