Bird hunting

When a male is out and about looking for a human female / possible mate.

Hey boys wanna go bird hunting this weekend at the mall?

bird hunting

When your girlfriend or wife , is seeing red, reaches down your throat to grab your dick from the inside, and proceeds to remove it through your esophagus

See also: grouse skinning

If you don't quit being an idiot, I'm taking ya bird hunting

Presidential Bird Hunt

When someone happens to shoot their friend while hunting, both intential or accidential. Made famous by Dick Cheney's hunting accident.

Phillip: Hey bro, if this turns into a presidential bird hunt, I will dismember you. Brutally.

Todd: Yeah, no problem.

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Google Bird Hunt

A Google Bird Hunt is an event where you gather up in a group of 5 to 10 people in order to hunt blue, red, yellow or green birds, representing the colors of the popular technology company Google. Whoever gets the most birds wins.

To enter a Google Bird Hunt, you mustn't have a microfilm in your heart. If you are caught having one, your access to the Google Bird Hunt will be suspended.

Person 1: "Your access to this Google bird hunt has been suspended due to a microfilm found in your heart."
Person 2: "What does this knowledge come from"

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Bird hunting

When you are on the hunt for things to re reowner items you can grab and re sell for a profit

Me an my homie got some bad ass shit when we went bird hunting yesterday