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birdseye

To pleasure a women with one's hands.
i.e. 'Birdseye Fish Fingers', a popular source of protein in the UK.

"Dude I totally birdseyed Stacy last night!"

"I didn't feel like going all the way with Thomas so I just had him give me a birdseye"

by Sifromcott January 29, 2008

47๐Ÿ‘ 20๐Ÿ‘Ž


birdseye

means you are chatting waffle. you are chatting birdseye is another way of saying bullshit

I got a million pounds in my pocket, birdseye

by cozzaweknowthat February 10, 2008

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Captain Birdseye

Bit of a wind up merchant who appears on the CFC Chat page

Likes to wind up other posters with strange paedophile like phrases

by Psychologist October 11, 2003

47๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


Captain Birdseye

A paedophile hu lives on an island with kids.

Yarr kiddies its the fish finger pinchers Com ere me hearties grab hold ov me mast an quick check me cannon balls. Giv em a gd ol rub oooo yehh

by MeAd November 3, 2003

39๐Ÿ‘ 21๐Ÿ‘Ž


birdseye lowdown

the essential facts, the straight dope.

Cut to the chase means what's the bottom line or conclusion.

"What's the birdseye lowdown?" is similar but also involves the key details.

Here's the birdseye lowdown on the Vig ...

by mandingoe September 22, 2004

7๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Captain Birdseye

A lesbian boss at work.

"Look out here comes Captain Birdseye!"

"Why do you call her Captain Birdseye?"

"Coz she's got fish fingers".

by poosnackadoo June 18, 2013

3๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Captain Birdseye

A paedophile hu has a cousin captain Japeye

by MeAd November 3, 2003

12๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž