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Explaining to children about sex.
girl: Daddy, how are babies made?
Father: Daddy plants a seed in mummys' tummy
girl: Does she swallow the seed?
father: Only if she wants a new dress
small boy: What is a masturbation?
teacher: That's a mouthfull for someone of your age
small boy: No, a mouthfulls a blow job.
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According to tradition, the birds and the bees is a metaphorical story sometimes told to children in an attempt to explain the mechanics and consequence of sexual intercourse. According to that story the birds are like men and the bees like women: Birds are free to fly wherever they like, but bees are enslaved to a single queen their entire life and their whole life is dedicated to keeping her alive. Bees pollinate flowers, birds spread the seed, men impregnate eggs, women give birth. Sex is key for survival of both.
let me tell you 'bout the birds and the bees
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Typical parents' attempt to describe sex to their kids
OK, son, it's time to talk about the birds and the bees...
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A way parents use to TEACH their offspring about well well well ahahah I won't say just google it man
hey offspring lets tell you about the story of the birds and the bees
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shhhhh your mom might find out! butt i need to tell u about them..
baby made from pp in butt and preqnat bc sex
jake from state farm: wanna do baby making thing :smirk: (aka birds and the bees)
keny from state farm: yes *blush* *sex thing*
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A metaphor... Just a metaphor.
Dad: Okay son, do you know what the birds and the bees are?
Son: It's when a guy and a girl-
Dad: NO! IT IS A METAPHOR! ONLY A METAPHOR!
Son: A metaphor for what
Dad: A METAPHOR FOR METAPHORS!
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The explanation of sexual reproduction. In old fashioned times people were embarrased to discuss sex let alone tell children. So they used Mother nature as a metaphor to portray sex as a natural thing and not a crime punishable by eternal damnation.
"Now Philip, It's your fortieth birthday and I feel you are ready to know about the birds and the bees.."
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