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Birtched

The act of removing ones tampon and throwing it blindly in order for sexual intercourse to take place.

Dude, It was all good until i woke up in the morning and found a bloody tampon on the floor, She totally Birtched me!

by TherealBJ June 9, 2010

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Birtch

bitch, but badly pronounced

Suzanne you my birtch!

by Jessica February 2, 2005

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Birtch Control

(n) Birtch Control (pronounced birch control) is a type of birth control which is meant to eliminate periods all together, such as an IUD. This helps alleviate the side effects of having mood swings which in turn, is also a "bitch control" - which is still there when on their periods

You sure youre on youre birtch control because the bitch inside you is coming out in full force!

by forthroe January 13, 2011

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Birtch

A teacher with very pointy lopsided b 00 bs
Referring such to traffic cones (very pointed but if the traffic cones were going like this <>

Person 1~ “Did you see that birtch dude?”
Person 2 “Yeah it had me lmao

by ScubaStewuy May 15, 2022