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A medication that prevents unwanted pregnancy AND also regulates menstral cycles. A lot of girls go on birth control JUST to regulate their cycles.
I'm still a virgin and my gyno put me on it because I have heavy periods.. Well it really helped in that area, and it also made my boobs grow another cup size!!
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something that your mom forgot to use before you were born.
*while giving birth*
Your mom: Damn, I should have used birth control....
Your dad: Damn straight!
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Screaming or crying children that kill any desire for sex for those that hear their earpiercing shrieks.
Do you hear that screaming baby? That's the sound of birth control.
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A way to save a lot of money over the next 18 years.
"Dude, I'm glad that skank was on birth control! I can't afford to be her baby daddy."
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1.) The most horrific thing you could ever find out that your girlfriend was on before you met her if she is your first bareback. The single handed most mentally destructive piece of information a man could ever permanantly burden himself with.
2.) The biggest cause of retroactive jealousy and primal rage known in existence.
Me : Dude my gf told me she was on birth control with her last two extremely long term bfs before I met her, now my mind is plagued with thoughts of semen gushing out of her snatch every time I get near it.
Bystander : dump that cum dumpster?
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A method used to prevent unwanted pregnancy.
Something that most inner city women in impoverished urban areas are alergic to.
Shaquanda just got her goverment check and had a choice of either getting some birth control, or buying a new pair of shoes.
Shaquanda now has two kids with no dad in sight. So guess where her money went?
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What humans are reluctant to do since sex is a fun activity.
The Catholic church states that birth control is evil, even if the parents can't afford to raise even one child.
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