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A complete jackass who is getting laid as you read this definition. He will generally be accompanied by multiple Victoria Secret models while watching football. He is often seen in a Koenigsegg Agera throwing stacks of cash at pedestrians
Person A: Birtwistle is such a hero! Always getting laid
Person B: I agree, he even got with my mother and sister the other week!
Person A: Did you just see that car go 140 in a school zone? Must have been Birtwistle.
Person B: Obviously, Birtwistle is always breaking the law!
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Jamie Birtwistle is the funniest guy you will ever meet he tells the best jokes and he is extremely handsome if you know a jamie Birtwistle what are you doing ask him out
Jamie Birtwistle is so funny