Bitch Pitch

the pitch reached by your girlfriend / wife's angry voice that automatically makes you stop listening

dude, what was your girlfriend saying about you leaving your underwear lying around, and the toilet seat up, and squeezing from the bottom of the toothpaste?

I don't know, I stopped listening after she reached her bitch pitch

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Pitch Bitch

Female (often in her late 20's- early 30's)admirer of the soccer-playing population. Will often perform sexual favours for said population solely based on their affiliation to the sport (i.e.: soccer equivalent to "puck bunny", "lacrosstitute")

She's such a Pitch Bitch; the only reason she's watching this game is because #9 is her next prospect--slut.

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Pitch Bitch

The Personal Assistant to a high-up in a company. Named for her ability to produce flawless PowerPoint pitches and do practically nothing else, other than gossip with the other Pitch Bitches in the organisation.

"How can I make an appointment with Jeff?"
"Send a note to Jane. She's his Pitch Bitch."

Pitch Bitch

- A musically-inclined female with perfect pitch, who throws diva-esque tantrums when her less gifted bandmates play something out of key. Said female may also be prone to violence against said bandmates during this tantrum.

"Did you hear about Leah, the singer in that band? She was singing and halfway through her set, her guitarist played a chord that was off-key - she stopped singing and stabbed him with a kitchen knife! What a Pitch Bitch!"

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short pitch bitch

a bitch who prefers men with small genatalia

Dude 1: I can't believe Jenna is dating Joseph
Dude 2: Yeah, it's cause I heard she's a short pitch bitch