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Issues with your girlfriend, female friends, etc...
"Man, I'm having bitchues this week."
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issues of, or pertaining to, bitches
I overheard some of your bitchues today. Sucks to be you.
Unisex word for bitch
Mostly used as a warning but can also be applied to emit dominance upon weaklings
Bitchus?!
Give me your lunch money, bitchus!
He's acting like a bitchus.
Dude you're acting like a bitchus!
Issues that a bitch would have.
Bitchues could also be used to express something that might be wrong with a female dog.
"Hey, you have some serious bitchues!"
or "Lassie has some bitchues"
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During that time of month when a woman is scatter brained and is having issues with random daily life.
I hate when I'm flowing and everyone know's I'm having Bitchues.
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The act of said female interupting man buisness, or a man's conversation.
I was watching the football game and right when Tennessee scored, my girlfriend called. I answered,"Bitchus interuptus," and hung up.
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A rare species of bitch. They are so bitchy that they are known to warp the fabric of space and time just by existing. They exist to make everyone's lives a living hell, and should be avoided at all costs.
Person 1: Briana started going out with me just so i would spend money on her... she never put out and ignored me on all of our dates... To top it off she would never stop fucking her ex-bf!
Person 2: Sounds like you've had the bad experience of being with a humungousaur bitchus... lets destroy her.
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