1. Since I have AIDS, I poke tiny holes in all my blasting caps.
2. Are these the smallest caps you sell?
When a girl gives a guy a handjob (or a guy gives a guy a handjob, I don't give a fuck) and she puts her mouth over his dick just as he comes to avoid a mess.
DudeBro 1: Yeah she was jerkin' me and then I came all up in that bitch
DudeBro 2: Oh dudeguy she gave you the blast cap eh? NICE 1 BRO DOG
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What you put on your willy when you're about to stick it in a hole.
She'll suck your dick without a blasting cap.
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when sitting around with your friends drinking excessive amounts of alcohol and you hit that "ending point" where you stop talking anymore and have a vegatative or brain-dead stare. also happens while being drunk enough and doing a bong hit or two of some serious dank nugs and its "all over" after that. your cap has been blasted...or think of it as the top of your skull just being separated from the rest of it.
man, my boy was having a good time until he did that bong rip and he got completely cap blasted.
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