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“The secret integer between three and four”.
A reference to the short story The Secret Number by Igor Teper. The number is named after Laszlo Bleem, who died in a car accident shortly after claiming to have discovered an unknown integer somewhere between one and twenty. All his written and electronic notes also mysteriously disappeared.
“All of mathematics has been doctored in order to conceal bleem’s existence.”
“One, two, three, bleem, four…”
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smallest quantity of dope capable of being made into a spliff.
A bleem is less than you would like to put into it, but when times are hard and you have very little left, a bleem is what you would either use, or lend to a friend who was out of dope and asking for some.
"Aw man, I'm out! lend us some will you?" "uhh...just a bleem huh? can't spare any more for your old buddy?"
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A euphoic state brought on by mixing sleep deprivation with alcohol and/or marijuana. Often leads to extreme fatigue, a reduced vocabulary, and low interest in social situations.
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(bleem), adj.; bleemed, bleeming. LL. bleemibilis to completely destroy; to lay complete waste; to ruin or spoil in an epic manner; to be utterly crushed; to slay or kill in a malicious manner; to easily defeat an opponent; to render ineffective with little effort;
-bleemable a. That which may be bleemed;
-bleemer n. One who or that which bleems; specif., Bloomish the Bleemer a fictional character who would often destroy his opponents easily.
Bloomish completely bleemed his opponent by cutting his head off with one strike.
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The Bleem Man is an intergalactic being that runs a shitty meme page on Instagram. It survives off of huffing pottery enamel and any fish that it catches. It is easy to tell when he is coming due to the constant sounds of Trippie Redd playing from its speaker.
Man #1: “Do you hear Love Scars by Trippie Redd?”
Man #2: “OH MY GOD ITS THE BLEEM MAN! Hide the pottery enamel”
Biting down when there’s cock in your mouth
My girl was bleeming me, it dam hurt