Blenkey

1) An unclassifiable species that pride themselves on being "different" and can be commonly found roaming in suburban areas or sheltered from the outside...seeking comfort by gaming.

2) Derived from the term Blenky, a Blenkey can be oddly cool and attractive due to its social obtusity and unique way of dress.

3) Another term for a Cynical Bastard

4) A person who communicates through a series of insults and put downs.

OMFG you're such a Blenkey!