Blerch

To describe something that is dank as shit.

"How did it go last night?"
"Yo her pu$$y was so blerch!"

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blerch

describing anythin extremly disqusting.

jane blerched all over the food in olive garden

aww man! i just blerched my pants

honey! the baby blerched all over the new tv

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Blerching

The act of infecting your crankshaft by inserting a foreign object so that it inflates beyond regular size.

A: "Dude have you tried blerching?"
B: "No, should I?"
A: "Totally my hog is way bigger and now I can pee cream cheese!!"