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Getting absolutely shit blasted drunk, hindering the ability of any rational cognition.
Dude, you got blitzkrieged last night... you took a shit in a McDonald's bag and tried to make us eat it. When we wouldn't, you fucking smeared it on your face.
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A state one enters when one has consumed a great amount of marijuana and is beginning to lose control of cognitive functions.
Dan: ABOOOOOWOOOOOOKAAAAAAAAA!
Everyone: What the fucks up with Dan?
Simon: Don't mind Dan, he just smoked five blunts and is extremely blitzkrieged.
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Noun
To be blitzed beyond all recognition.
Super stoned.
TJ wishes he was Blitzkrieged, but he is sober as a bird!
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Blitzkrieged, when your playing a WWII Video Game and are rushed by an unstoppable mass of axis guys, who you know are like, KILL THEM ALL!!! The end result is your corpse being faced rape.
"OH SHIT THEY JUST BLITZKRIEGED BOB!!!"
"Eh, fecking nOOb was asking for it."
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Passing a test at least an 'A-''
Amanda blitzkrieged her Trig class finals, the rest of her high school career will be much easier from this day forth.
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"Lightning war"
Blitzkrieg was used by the German war machine in the 1930's where the enemy's military power is assessed and then bettered. Blitzkrieg starts with air raids, followed bylong range artillery, which is closely followed by mobilzed armour divisions. Foot soldiers then progress and swarm the enemy, intimidating them to give up.
Focus would go onto a particular point of weakness in the enemies' lines, and the point would be ceaselessly hounded until broke, so that the full force could rush it and destroy command lines and use automatic weapons on all those that ran to aid this breakage.
The fundamentals of blitzkrieg were
-for everyone to follow their instinct, rather than accept orders from the highest and go down the chain, which allowed the warfare to be
-highly momentous, unlike World war one, where a stalemate was reached.
Blitzkrieg relied heavily on communication, and exploited the radio fully.
BlitzKrieg is adapted and used today against the enemies of industrialised nations.
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When one partner is crouched atop another during sexual intercourse, a third party enters the room in an erect state and quickly enters and exits the anus of the person on top. Before the blitzkrieged person can turn around, the third party has disapeared from view. The partner on top is left in a confused state wondering what hit her/him, very similar to the powers of Poland, Holland, Belgium, France and Russia at the outset of the Second World War.
Jess was riding Dave when suddenly she felt a violent and intense splitting of her butt cheeks as if a division of Panzers charged through. She paused for a moment, noticed her and Dave were alone in the room, and continued sex without bringing it up. Jake walked away after the most successful blitzkrieg yet.
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