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Bloff

To breakwind or fart. (ie. to emit wind from the anus, squeeze cheese, float an air biscuit, a bottom burp, flatulate, etc, etc).

Bloff is a contraction of "Blow off" (which is an English term for farting (not to be confused with the American term "Blow off" which is unrelated).

Sometimes there is not an inoffensive or child-safe word for flatulence in polite company, this is where bloffing comes in. To say someone is bloffing is far more socially acceptable, and even child friendly. It's especially easy to tell your kid to stop bloffing in a crowded restaurant, for example. Equally, it's not a big issue if your child shouts out "I did a bloff" in a supermarket or such!

Who did that bloff in the elavator?
No bloffing at the table Timothy!
Sorry Mum, it was me that bloffed at the buffet!

by jnoarm October 14, 2020


Bloff

30 Second Blow Job

"Mary, I need you to bloff me."

by mj123456 January 12, 2014

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bloff

A blog-off; Two or more bloggers who cover the same topic and let their readers decide who's coverage was better.

Original term by Geist magazine (geist.com)

In January 2010, Geist.com bloggers, Lauren Ogsten and Dan Post had a bloff over the Vancouver play, Here on the Flight Path.

by Geist.com January 14, 2011

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