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an urban legend dating back to your childhood that goes a lil sumthin like this:
if you go in your bathroom with the lights off and recite
"Bloody Mary" three times to the mirror, she will appear in your mirror the way she looked after she left the bar and got in a horrible car accident (hence the drink name) and she'll KILL YA!
"Bloody Mary..Bloody Mary..you guys i dont wanna do this anymore..."
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1. A classic cocktail made from vodka, tomato juice, salt, pepper, a celery stick and other spices. I'm told that I make the best in London which is annoying because I don't like them. Waste of vodka if you ask me.
2. The name we give to my insane grandmother. She doesn't mind...
1. "A bit too spicy, Mr Ben. I admit, I'm a pussy but I need some ice please."
2. "Would you like a cup of tea, Bloody Mary?"
"Am I free? Of course I am, dear..."
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A cocktail made from vodka, tomato juice, other spices, and a celery stick. Can also be used as a hangover cure. My recipe is:
1.5 shots vodka
2 shots tomato juice
2 shakes Worcestershire sauce
1 shake Tabasco
dash of horseradish
dash of salt & pepper.
Fill a highball glass with ice. Pour in the vodka, Worcestershire, Tabasco, and tomato juice, and stir with a celery stick. Dash the horseradish, then shake on pepper and salt (if using low-sodium tomato juice). Use the celery stick you stirred with as garnish.
Guy: BARKEEP! Another bloody mary!
Bartender: Dammit, Donnie, you've had 4 already, go home!
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A vodka-based beverage invented by alcoholics to validate drinking in the morning.
Wow, dad got really drunk again last night. Good to see he's only having a few Bloody Marys this morning.
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To eat out a girl on her period, although unlike a rainbow kiss, there is no snowballing.
John gave Carly a Bloody Mary because she still wanted some.
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A bloody mary is when your giving your girlfriend oral sex when her period begins.
She was climaxing, but then i ended up having a bloody mary
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1. A cocktail made from vodka, tomato juice, salt, pepper, a celery stick and other spices.
2. When a male and female have sexual intercourse whilst the female is on her period
1. Woman: Oh my god, I'd kill for a Bloody Mary right now
2. Me and John had a bloody mary last night in bed. It was awful
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