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Describes the temporary unavailability of a web page, due to an unexpectedly large increase in page views after the page was linked to by a popular news aggregate or blog site. The word is derived from "Blog" and "Borked".
"I checked out that link you told me about, but the site is blorked so I'll just try again later"
"Oh man, our site is blorked because Digg linked to it, we gotta fix this fast"
(noun)
1. an unsuccessful joke; a joke that doesn't result in laughter
2. a person who makes unsuccessful jokes; a person who is a meme
(verb)
1. to make an unsuccessful joke; to make a joke that doesn't result in laughter
NOTE: Sometimes blorks are funny because they are blorks, but not because the initial joke was funny.
(n1) Ella had the biggest blork in front of her boyfriend's parents; the room was totally silent.
The jokes about race at the Oscars were such blorks, don't you think?
(n2) Over the past couple years, Katy Perry has become a total blork.
(v1) Dude, I heard Becky blorked on live television!
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The toxic bellarke (Bellamy and Clarke from The100) shippers. However, not all bellarke shippers are blorks, just the ones who harass people.
"Did you see what that blork tweeted?" "I just got harassed by a blork." "These blorks are insane today."
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a term "created" by the character guido carosella (AKA 'strong guy') from the Marvel comic book X-factor in the 1990s. It denotes a self-absorbed person that is ignorant of the world around him but is not a "stupid-head."
"guido, is that guy a blork?"
"him? nah, he's a stupid-head, blorks are much more self-absorbed. remind me to hit him later."
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A nonresponse to a rhetorical question, statement; an exclamation of fruitlessness.
Him: Hey, girl, whatchu doin'
Me: Blork
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When a dog barks in their sleep.
"My dog was blorking all night long because he was dreaming about the post man again."
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A self-absorbed, delusional, hypocrite. Or a child who truly believes in their imaginary thoughts and beliefs. Blorkes believe that the world revolves around them and are overly confident in their abilities, extremely hypocritical and are most often sore losers.
The other team was full of Blorkes, they for sure thought they'd win but when they lost they became angry and threw tantrums.
I had to babysit a Blorke last week, he wouldn't stop talking about how he was always right and knew everything.
She told me I was being too violent in the pool but later I saw her doing the same thing, she's such a Blorke.
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