BLOTUS

Acronym for "Biggest Liar Of The United States."

What are we going to do when we cannot possibly believe anything BLOTUS says any more; he lies most of the time.

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BLOTUS

Biggest Liar Of The United States

BLOTUS likes to use Alternative Facts

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Blotus

A term used to describe an individual who has succeeded in expanding his or her waistline to the point that the neck, chest and waist appears as one body part. Typically can be found sitting, eating, smoking, drinking, and eating.

The Blotus considers defecating as physical exercise. A Blotus is fond of infomercials and is a fan of the late Billy Mays and Tony Little. Multiple number of Blotus's (aka herd) are usually referenced as a Bloti. Typical clothing for the Blotis is workout clothing with expandable waist.

Bill, I am sorry you had to come to the party by yourself, but you are in luck... there are a couple of female Blotus's at the buffet table that you can score with. Just make sure you rub your body down with butter before introducing yourself.

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Blotus

Extremely fat. Like so fat that your frame has the most amount of fat that it could stuff on there and your skin is so tight it's hard to bend.

Last year, I was such a blotus, I made pug dog noises when I reached down to tie my shoes.

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Blotus

The name given to hot and sexy sorority girls

“Woah, did you see that Blotus who walked by the engineering department today?”
“Yeah, she’s also in a bunch of the university ads!”