blue jew

where one's pants are bunched up to produce the illusion of having a boner

i adjusted my pants cause i had a blue jew

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Blue Jew

Someone who is Jewish but doesn't look like it

Guy 1: Hey you see that guy over there?

Guy 2: Yeah what about him?

Guy 1: He's a blue Jew

Guy 2: What? He's Jewish?

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Jew Blue

That light blue metallic color that old Cadillacs came in. Mostly seen with "sim con" tops on them.

I have a 1984 Jew Blue Caddy Seville with a white fake convertible top. Its ready to be shipped down to Florida.

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jew-blue

Any shade of the color blue that a Jew just happens to be wearing.

"Hey, Absalom. You look fabulous in your new jew-blue yamaka.
You should wear it to my Kwanzaa party, my mother would adore it."

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