blueberried

after your girlfriend sticks some blueberries up there on a hot summer day and leaves 'em there for a day til they jam up then squeezes them on your face.

"ay? you hear tom's girl blueberried him yestahday?"
"yeah! I heard she raspberries too!"

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blueberried

(Stoner term): The opposite of "cherried". It is when the bowl has spontaneously stopped combusting, and needs to be relit.

"Hey man, you got that lighter? The bowl is blueberried."

as opposed to...

"Hey man, I don't need the lighter. The bowl is nicely cherried."

Generally, it is preferred that the bowl is cherried instead of blueberried, so that the unnecessary inhalation of butane is avoided.

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Blueberry

derogitory gaming term for sombody on your team in Battlefield 3 who sucks, is not helpful and is not in your squad. Those in your squad have green icons over their head while others on your team have blue icons over their head.

"Damn blueberry won't give me ammo"
"tell the admin to kick the smurf he just keeps C4-ing the helicoptors!"

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Blueberries

To come up with a complete non-sequitor in a conversation. The entymology of this word began on The Geek Show Podcast when panelist Leigh George Kade would be accused of completely derailing conversations with completely irrelevant information. One day, when he wasn't there, a fellow panelist decided to "fill in" for him and shouted "Blueberries!" for no reason.

It's caught on with the audience of the show and is a recurring declaration when an irrelevant, derailing comment is made.

I'm calling blueberries on that.

You totally just blueberried.

Those are blueberry shenanigans.

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Blueberry

The most wonderful form of marijuana to date. The bud has a beautiful blue hue to it rather than the usual green. It also gives off the smell of complete blueberries, hence the name. Although it is not the most powerful, it will still knock you on your ass.

-Yo Mario, you sure this shit is real weed? It don't smell or look like it.
--Yea man, this shit is blueberry.

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Blueberry

A derogatory term used within the destiny 2 community to describe new and inexperienced players who are a detriment to the team

That blueberry's barricade got me killed.

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blueberry

the blue crystal-filled bud with the fat resin coating; a strain of pot that will knock you out off like 1 bong hit; a bob of this will crucialize like 8 heads

Yo, I got sum skril and I'm gonna go grip sum o dat blueberry from da Farms!
My boy just bought a QP of blueberry, he's pushing serious weight now!

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