Blutack

Non-smelly, but very sticky, smurf poo. Has the tendency to get stuck between your toes and the bottom of your shoes. Not very tasty to eat but great for decorating!

Smurfette - "Oh..Yuck! Pappa Smurf...is this your Blutac on the floor? I almost stepped on it!"

Pappa Smurf - "Hmm...if it's round and blue then it possibly is my blutack....can you pass it to me dear?"

rasclaat blutack

substitute for an expletive- for Instance C*** or more creativly an Interesting Insult to throw at random strangers.

"Im being sent down tomorrow"
"how long?"
"um,about 3 year"
"shit kid, rasclaat blutack that Is"

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